EnGlIsH sMs CoLlEcTiOn

Admin · Admin Posts: 19 Join date: 2008-01-21

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

2: So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

3: When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

4: Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

5: Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

6: Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

7: If u want success in life be
Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like Death
&
smart like ME.

8: Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

9: If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

10: Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

11: When you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.

12: Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

13: Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

14: I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......

15: Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

16: You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

17: want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U lauf I lauf.
U jump out of the window
I look down &then
I lauf again

18: I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The One & OnLy